Tailgater

To the woman in the white compact car tailgaiting me earlier this morning: THANK YOU!!

Your rudeness and stupidity saved me from getting a MUCH unwanted speeding ticket (in a construction zone). I tried to slow down once I saw the officer but you sped up to my bumper. I'm assuming you didn't see him and I guess you were also trying to run me off the road.

Well--not such a great plan, huh? Instead of the cop who intended to pull me over, not only did you cut him off to run up on my bumper, you distracted him from my error.

And I never thought I'd appreciate a jerk like you this much!